12 Hilarious Tweets Show How Dad Communicates with Daughters in A Fun Way!
These 12 hilarious tweets from James Breakwell, a dad of 4 girls age 7 and under, author to a parenting manual during zombie apocalypse, will definitely make you laugh your head off. Read his conversation with his brilliant daughters and you will find the joy of parenting (or that his daughters are savage!)
1:
Daddy, please go back to school!
My 3-year-old called her pants a "leg shirt," and now I don't know why I've been calling it the wrong thing all these years.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 19, 2017
2:
You go girl! Determination and resourcefulness guarantee success. Daddy is relieved.
5-year-old: Can we order pizza?
Me: Not tonight.
5: Can we make pizza?
Me: Some other time.
5: Can we find pizza?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2017
3:
Can’t fight with her logic.
Me: My fantasy team is losing.
7-year-old: Where is it?
Me: It's pretend.
7: Pretend you're winning.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017
4:
This logic is flawless too.
3-year-old: We need a kitty cat.
Me: Why?
3-year-old: Because then we’ll have a kitty cat.
She makes a powerful argument.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 19, 2017
5:
She is woke.
Me: How many legs are there on five dogs?
7-year-old: Four.
Me: No, how many legs do they have together?
7: They don't share legs.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 27, 2017
6:
I see all his daughters are good in arguments.
5-year-old: Are we having white sauce or red sauce?
Me: Red.
5: I hate red sauce.
Me: Just kidding. It's white.
5: I hate white sauce.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2017
7:
Me too! This girl is my spirit child.
5-year-old: I'm ready.
Me: You're still in your pajamas.
5: I'm ready to go back to bed.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2017
8:
Wisdom and age are not necessarily related.
5-year-old: *gets out of the pool*
Me: You look tired.
5: It's a lot of work to stay alive.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 19, 2017
9:
Poor child. I hope she made it up in the end.
My 1-year-old forgot to throw a temper tantrum before we left home and now she's looking around confused like her whole day is thrown off.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 18, 2017
10:
Many parents could relate to this. It is fictional.
[watching the Disney Channel]
Me: See? That kid goes to bed by 8:30.
7-year-old: It's called fiction.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 4, 2017
11:
She knows what she wants.
3-year-old: I love you, Dad.
Me: I'm not sharing my candy bar.
3: I love Mom.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 23, 2017
12:
Lastly, an impressive all-parents nightmare.
My kids perfectly matched each other’s pitch and rhythm.
I couldn’t believe it.
They’ve achieved synchronized crying.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2017
Certified. This could be one of the best dads ever!
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I hope these warm your heart up or at least take away your stress for a while.
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