30 Dad Jokes That Will Guarantee a Pun-tastic Father's Day

Dads like to lighten the mood with a bit of laughter, and they often tell the cheesiest jokes that will still entertain you. Their sense of humour may be wacky but dad jokes bring the family closer together. This Father's Day, load up on even more dad jokes that will be sure to get a laugh out of your loved ones. Classic Dad Jokes Busy Bees Spelling Lessons "Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'k'?" "Because you can't C in the dark." Gambling No-Nos The Silent Sea "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved." Eight-Legged Humour That's a Bad Egg "What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?" "A devilled egg." Sweet Gummy Giggles A Spotty Joke "How can a leopard change his spots?" "By moving." Meow-y No Children Harmed "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?" "It's okay, he woke up." One-Liners These are great as a quick little joke to make in the spur of the moment. If someone mentions something and you can think of a one-liner, it usually results in laughs all around. Here are some examples that will have your family in tears of laughter. Bookworms Get It Easy as Pie "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!" Hairy Laughs Dependable Appendages "If I'm ever going through a tough time, I know I can count on my fingers." Musically Inclined Something Smells Funny "You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine." Construct a Joke Artistically Equal "Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw." Musical Bone Slow Down "I used to be afraid of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it." Knock-Knock Jokes Knock-knock jokes are better suited to younger children who may not be able to keep up with quick-witted puns. These are easy to understand and have a repetitive formula that they can catch on to quickly. No-Bell Prize Knock-knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel, who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked! Tank-ing You That Fig-ures Knock-knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs, who? You should figs the doorbell, it’s not working! Moo Point Nothing to Sneeze at Knock-knock! Who’s there? Etch. Etch, who? Bless you! Hoo Time to Open the Door Knock-knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch, who? You better stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! Oranges Galore Grammar Matters Knock-knock! Who’s there? To. To, who? Actually, it’s to whom. Adorable Olives Happy Father's Day to all Daddies Show your appreciation this Father's Day by using these jokes to make him laugh; or if you are a father, try them out on your kids for a fun-filled day! Motherhood wishes all fathers and father figures a Happy Father's Day! For more insightful stories and fun recipes, stay tuned to Motherhood Story!

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